I LOVE Michigonians. Michiganians. Michiganites.
We had a great exhibit for about 800 catechists from the Lansing diocese. This whole area of Michigan was majorly involved in the charismatic renewal, so everyone is pretty fired up: parents, teens, kids. It's very noticeable. The catechists were long-timers (some of them have been volunteering for 20 years or more). The depth and dedication of these catechists were impressive.
However, Michigonian -ganians, -ganites, are the SLOWEST DRIVERS IN THE MIDWEST. I was almost reduced to tears. My accelerator foot fell asleep. Very dangerous.