So I'm at Mundelein Seminary, Chicago, this past weekend at a wonderful Marian Day arranged by some seminarians (http://www.materfidelium.org/) giving a talk on "The Handmaid of the Lord and the Feminine Genius." There's about 50 women attending the talk and 7 guys.
Ten minutes into my talk, this little old guy, all bent over, shuffles in with his walker (wife behind him). He turns to me and says: "You were waiting for the king." He sits in the front. I began talking about John Paul II and he calls out: "What does he know?" I ask him if he's my private heckler and he pipes down.
Next I say: "Men, why do you hold open doors for women?" Dead silence. A woman chimes in: "I think it's because they want to be chivalr--"
Me: "MEN."
Dead silence.
The ladies are bursting to fill in. Another woman raises her hand and doesn't wait for me to call on her: "I really think it's because--"
Me: "MEN."
Old guy (the king) in front: "To hold myself up." (I lose it and crumple on the podium laughing.)
Another guy in the back: "To get a better look?"
By now the ladies look very discouraged. "Well, maybe these men DON'T hold open the door for women," one offers.
Me: "John Paul II says it's because we women bear the lion's share of sexuality."
A middle-aged lady wrinkles up her nose like she has no idea what that means. Wow. Need I explain??? Yes. We are so in need of Theology of the Body (myself included). It's "Humanity 101."
A middle-aged lady wrinkles up her nose like she has no idea what that means. Wow. Need I explain??? Yes. We are so in need of Theology of the Body (myself included). It's "Humanity 101."
Me: "Um, we have monthly cycles, we carry babies in our womb for 9 months, go through childbirth, nursing, nurturing....?"
The conclusion of my talk is that "the feminine genius" is...(drum roll)...MOTHERHOOD! (Whether physical or spiritual.) I cannot tell you the look of relief (and joy) on the women's faces. So many came up to me afterward and said: "I really know this and feel this, but it's so un-PC to talk about it!"
When I told a seminarian about "the king" and his "queen" (easily in their 80's) he said: "Oh yeah! I've been driving them around the campus all day on a golf cart. The wife refused to sit down, but insisted on standing up and hanging off the back of the golf cart. I was so scared she was going to bounce off, I was going 2 mph the whole time!"
Old people are the spice of life.
Preach it sista'! This made me laugh out loud. Why do we hold open the doors? "To get a better look?" Yes, at the masterpiece of God! My new mantra: "The task of every man is the dignity of every woman." (JPII the GREAT)
ReplyDeleteBill--Thank you for that (laughing AND your new mantra). I'm convinced that's the solution to everything, especially after seeing "The Social Network"--a great movie, but ALL the women in it are bimbos except for Erica, Zuckerberg's "the one." Men have to think of ALL women as special and worthy of dignity (even when women don't think of themselves that way and stoop to be whatever they think men want them to be--a result of original sin: "He will lord it over you, but your desire will be for him.").
ReplyDeletePreach it, Brotha!