The THEOLOGY OF THE BODY & MEDIA LITERACY blog of Sr. Helena Raphael Burns, fsp #medianuns
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June 12, 2014
MOVIES: "MALEFICENT"
THIS JUST IN: Some have been confused by this review. Am I "for" the film or not? As is my wont, I'm simply pointing out the positives and negatives, I usually refrain from recommending or not recommending a film.
WARNING: LOADED WITH SPOILERS!
WARNING: LOADED WITH SPOILERS!
Well, is "Maleficent" magnificent?" Angelina Jolie is (of course), but the story? I don't know. What?! I don't have an opinionated opinion for once? No. It's complicated. I am viewing "Maleficent" on its own, but also in the context of the more recent Disney princess stories. The times they are a-changin'.
Here's the story: Humans and fairies do not get along. Their two kingdoms are side by side. The fairies' land is beautiful and magical and the "men" want to take it by force. There has been a long history of this animosity. Maleficent is a fairy (the guardian of the moors) with powerful wings. One day she meets a human boy trying to steal a jewel from the fairy land. They become friends, and as teens, they fall in love. But when the boy grows up, in order to become the king's successor, he strips Maleficent of her wings and she is doomed to only walk the moors. She becomes more and more angry, dark, closed-in and revengeful. When the king has a baby girl, Maleficent curses her (on her sixteenth birthday she will prick her finger on a spinning wheel and fall asleep forever). She adds a mercy clause: the curse can be reversed by true love's kiss. The only reason she does this is because she firmly believes that TRUE LOVE DOES NOT EXIST. But as she watches Aurora grow up, she often finds herself protecting her and helping her. She revokes the curse. Or does she?
Hear ye, hear ye and be it known that I am no expert on myths, legends or fairytales and what they are "supposed" to be, look like, accomplish. I have only the most general knowledge of their essence. Plato said: "Those who tell the stories rule the world," but I have long believed the saying should be: "Those who INTERPRET the stories rule the world." And what of those who RE-TELL and RE-INTERPRET the stories as with "Maleficent"? What of those who say the old stories no longer have perennial meaning just as they are, and don't tell new stories, but redact?
Through the narrator of this Disney princess tale, we are playfully told that we have not been told the real story of Sleeping Beauty all these years. The implication is not that we have been lied to, but that we only heard one side of the story, or that we haven't looked deep enough. Like the smash Broadway musical "Wicked," we are told the story from the villain's perspective, and the villain becomes our main character, and the villain is not so villainy after all.
WHO is actually telling the story now? A woman screenwriter. Linda Woolverton. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_Woolverton (She also wrote the screenplay for "Beauty and the Beast" and "Lion King.") Women are writing the Disney stories about women now. I rejoicify at this (why not?), but do women, does this woman writing "Maleficent" know who she is as a woman? Who women are in general? Is she on an earnest search that is not over yet or is her worldview locked tight and presented to us as an agenda in "Maleficent"? I don't know. I don't know Linda Woolverton.
Good is good and evil is evil in "Maleficent," but we are made to examine neglected nuances of it in ourselves and others. The concept of forgiveness is very strong throughout, although the two nemeses, the fairy queen (who is not a real queen) and the human king (who is not a real king) never reach that denouement. In fact, Maleficent inadvertently kills her archenemy. Have we seen THIS before? I don't think so. There is much new in this refurbished fairytale. Do we need refurbished or simply new fairytales? Perhaps, despite the fact that human nature does not change. The last change to human nature was the Ascension. And it was a mighty good one.
I really think there is a lot of authentic feminist stuff going on in this film. It often hits the nail on the head in a very deep way. The film is at its best when describing the deep, deep rift between men and women, the masculine and the feminine. The deep woundedness on both sides, particularly the female side. The solution? A withdrawal from men (who are either utterly wicked or utterly useless [and often emasculated]). The two kings (and their soldiers) are bad men. Maleficent has a male lackey, and Princess Aurora has a useless prince (so useless he is literally floated around in a suspended state and only good for performing a function--that he doesn't succeed at). Men are not only a problem, they are not needed.
There could be even more feminist readings: Women "fly" without men. Men want to take women's "wings" away.
There could be even more feminist readings: Women "fly" without men. Men want to take women's "wings" away.
As Steven Greydanus ("Decent Films")--a father to three little princesses and four princes*--says: "I'm all for female empowerment and girl power, but not at the expense of men." Can't we do better than: When men tell the stories, women get objectified and/or are irrelevant--when women tell the stories, men get objectified and/or are irrelevant?
In "Maleficent" as in "Frozen" (there are many similarities to "Frozen," also written by a woman): Women are now saving women. The main similarities of these two movies for me were: the lone queen with her overpowering rage, and the withdrawal from men. Strong, angry, brooding women.
What felt very inauthentic and like a mockery was the caricature of Prince Philip with tights, pageboy haircut, white horse, embellished saddle, cape. Perhaps it was just a bit of humor, but it did feel very spoofy, like: Look, ladies, really?
Another name for this film could be: "Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Done Wrong. Very Wrong." Female wrath is quite a powerful force. I have felt it in myself and it's very scary. There's a great scene of Maleficent striding with her staff, smiting everything in her path. Wow. I know what that feels like. (Except I don't have magic emerald mist exuding from my fingertips.) I think a whole book could be written about this film and the transformation of Disney princesses of late.
The most significant feature of this film seems to be the conviction of both Maleficent and King Stefan that "TRUE LOVE DOES NOT EXIST. Or at least true male-female love. There is nothing special about male-female love. Withdraw. It's a standoff. Find another love. Any love will do." But male-female love IS the primordial love. The organic, natural, intrinsic community love of the Trinity in Whose image male and female have been made. As a unit. The only love capable of giving life. Human life. Humanae vitae.
BUT on the other hand, this exploring the depths of other kinds of love ("Frozen": sisters, siblings. "Maleficent": mother and surrogate daughter) besides purely romantic-sexual love between men and women that HAS gone awry in our day and age, may even be the way BACK to a fuller male-female love.
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Oh no! The Disney spell is working on ME! I only asked Steven about his princesses! He had to add that he had four of "the others," too!
Oh no! The Disney spell is working on ME! I only asked Steven about his princesses! He had to add that he had four of "the others," too!
OTHER STUFF:
--Angelina's own daughter, Vivienne, is the knee-high Aurora who hugs Maleficent. (It was so funny to hear Angelina saying: "I don't like children.")
--Angelina is so visually riveting and has such a convincing British accent and puts such oomph and juice into her words that she got guffaws from my cinema audience when she uttered only: "Oh."
--I would love to see Angelina do the life of a strong woman saint.
--This is definitely a kid's movie. But very watchable. Big and simplistic with deeper themes running like rivers below. Even if its mythology is not deep, its psychology is.
--The adult King Stefan was badly miscast. Looks, voice, acting, everything.
--The pixies are a clever and delightful addition. (Their wings make a cool sound.)
--Not too scary for little kids. Very funny moments.
--Elle Fanning has such a shallow part here. Hope it doesn't hurt her career because she has GOT it.
--COULD Maleficent have saved the king? After all, she could fly (again) and he couldn't.
--I WISH women forged more alliances like Maleficent and Aurora in the end, but maybe we need to SEE it, IMAGINE it before we can do it....
May 30, 2014
MOVIES: "LOCKE"
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"Locke," starring Tom Hardy*--and only Tom Hardy--is being dubbed
"Hamlet of the Highway," and it's exactly that. The premise of this
one-actor film is simple and brilliant. The execution is also brilliant. A
husband/father/expert construction foreman strayed once and only once in his
marriage and got a middle-aged woman pregnant in a drunken one-night stand when
he was working away from home. He has made a decision to "do the right
thing" (according to him) and accompany this "fragile" woman (who
has no one else in the world) as she gives birth. He is decidedly not in love
with her.
The entire film is him, in his car, at night, driving to the
hospital, placing and receiving hands-free phone calls through his dashboard
computer. The many voice actors are so amazing that we think we have actually
seen them onscreen and we don't even realize there is just one actor that we
ever see. Perhaps, (as in the movie "Her") because of our tech-as-part-of-our-marrow-lives,
we will be seeing more of this films substantially employing voice-only
thespians. The daring use of this device totally works in "Locke."
We don't get bored with the visuals--not only because of
Hardy's intriguing emoting, but because the camera is sometimes outside the car,
the police sirens and menacing trucks and wooshing cars adding to the tension.
The sparse and sparsely-sprinkled soundtrack is perfect. I don't think I've ever called a soundtrack
"perfect" before.
To add to his woes, Locke must oversee an historical (because
of its magnitude) multi-million dollar construction operation remotely from his
vehicle during the trip.
"Locke" is a rich "conundrum" and journey
film. Did Ivan Locke (Tom Hardy) make the right decision? Does he make the
right decisions all along the road? Should he have involved others in his
decision? Was he actually acting selflessly or selfishly? What were his deepest
motivations (the woman, the baby, being a better man for his own family, his
own self-respect, because he's a control freak, proving something to his dead
father, putting people before things/work or work before people/things)? Did he
understand what he was risking when he started out on the journey?
I was hoping this film would be an ode to
husbands/fathers/working men (for Father's Day!) and it is not quite that. I
was alternately infuriated at Locke for what seemed to be his arrogance,
cowardice and loutishness, and pitying him for his plight and even identifying
with how he handled it. The question rises: How necessary is the truth when
people don't really want to know it? Is total transparency always the best
answer?
We are true voyeurs in this film, watching this poor man's
every twitch, every use of tissue (he has a bad cold on top of everything). Are we
supposed to judge him? Are we not supposed to judge him? It's easy to follow
his logic and see his point of view (as it is to empathize with everyone else
on the phone, too). Does one out-of-character act truly define us (even though
it can mess up the trajectory of our
lives)? Or is it how we react, our pre-meditated second move that defines us? The Founder of my religious congregation, Blessed James
Alberione, was kicked out of the seminary. Had he not been given a second
chance, my life would be very, very different. And so would the world. Worse off.
St. Patrick himself had an indiscretion in his younger years that people wanted
to use to derail his becoming a bishop. "Locke" drives home the point
how much each of us is in need of mercy.
This is a man's film if ever there was one: all the burdens men carry, all the things they are responsible for, the weight of "father," the way men go about things, the way they get things done, the pride they take in their work, the many and varied gifts God has given them, the way they relate to other men, the way they relate to women, the collision of work and home, wanting good order, wanting things to go about "normally," so many responsibilities, family heritage.
Every man should listen carefully to Locke's wife's reaction, so when they are tempted, they can think of it. Alice Cooper claims to never have cheated on his wife even once in 37 years. "For a momentary pleasure I'm gonna risk my marriage to the woman I love the most and want to be with for the rest of my life? That's insane."
This is a man's film if ever there was one: all the burdens men carry, all the things they are responsible for, the weight of "father," the way men go about things, the way they get things done, the pride they take in their work, the many and varied gifts God has given them, the way they relate to other men, the way they relate to women, the collision of work and home, wanting good order, wanting things to go about "normally," so many responsibilities, family heritage.
Every man should listen carefully to Locke's wife's reaction, so when they are tempted, they can think of it. Alice Cooper claims to never have cheated on his wife even once in 37 years. "For a momentary pleasure I'm gonna risk my marriage to the woman I love the most and want to be with for the rest of my life? That's insane."
If you really don't like F-bombs, do not see
"Locke." They're used like water--in that casual British Isles way. New Yorkers use them like water, too, but it sounds bad. Much of the time it's really quite appropriate to the dire goings-on, and--I
never thought I'd say this** but in the mouth of the comic relief, Donal,***
it's really quite hilarious.
The filmmakers wanted Hardy and only Hardy to play this
role. They couldn't have been more on the money. His accent is unusual at first
(a kind of Northern England thing that sounds almost Irish), but I got used to
it. Sometimes his accent sounds decidedly working class, at other times, snooty,
but there's always something soothing and calm about it. Is he trying to
mollify himself ultimately?
I won't tell you if the ending is happy or sad or even
hopeful because Sister wants you to
see this worthy film. I, personally, am conflicted about the ending. It's not
what I predicted would happen, and I can't tell whether I like it or not. Which
might be a good thing in a film. "Locke" certainly raises many, many
human questions.
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*Tom Hardy was Bane in "Batman."
**Except for hilarious use by Steve Martin at the rental car place in "Planes, Trains and Automobiles."
***Glorious English names like "Bethan" and "Gareth."
*Tom Hardy was Bane in "Batman."
**Except for hilarious use by Steve Martin at the rental car place in "Planes, Trains and Automobiles."
***Glorious English names like "Bethan" and "Gareth."
OTHER STUFF:
--I would love to know where this film came from, why it was
made. Is it based on anyone's personal experience?
--This is a thoughtful, but not cerebral, human drama.
Visceral too, but thoughtful.
--Locke's relationship with his sons is so detailed, so
tangible, so realistic.
--"If you make one ****ing mistake, the world comes
crashing down around you."
--"cider" is "booze"
--Tom Hardy is only 37, but is made to look like he's in his 40's or 50's. He really brings the gravitas--only once in a while you'll see a younger man's twinkle in his eye. But I totally bought that he was older.
--Tom Hardy is only 37, but is made to look like he's in his 40's or 50's. He really brings the gravitas--only once in a while you'll see a younger man's twinkle in his eye. But I totally bought that he was older.
--If my husband (if I had a mortal husband) ever cheated on
me, I really think that I would always love him (I don't know that we have much
choice as women or as Christians in that department) and forgive him
(eventually), but I couldn't forget, and I just couldn't go on living with him.
He broke the marriage. Men say the same vows as women, but they don't seem to
mean them the same way. If the "double standard" is inevitable, then
we should have different marriage vows for women and men, which of course makes
no sense. If sex is "no big deal" to men? It needs to start being a
big deal. Because it is. Because they promised.
--IS this one deed really out of character for him? Or is it
a hidden part of his character? Is it part of his bigger need to justify
himself, and therefore everyone/everything is subordinated to that? It makes us
really ask ourselves: what is REALLY first in my life? When push comes to
shove, what is REALLY first? (Not what I wish was first or think is first or
say is first.)
--Locke is conscientious. He's reasonable. He's capable. He
does love his family. He's a good man. But is that enough if everything has to
be on his terms?
--God is mentioned a few times, and is present and lurking
in the film.
--Both women in the film show what a total commitment we
need from men, personally and when children are involved.
--Alcohol abuse is a mighty player in the lives of Locke,
Locke's father, Donal.
--Oscar worthy? In every way, except cinematography which
was good but not great, especially exterior shots. Otherwise, this is just one
big fat Oscar.
May 24, 2014
May 20, 2014
MOVIES: "ALONE, YET NOT ALONE"
The new Christian movie, "Alone, Yet Not Alone" is a very expensive-looking period piece (the $7 million shows!), based on true events that took place during the French-Indian War around 1755. As happened more than once in our history, settlers (women and children) were captured by Native Americans and made to assimilate into the tribe and adopt Native ways. (The grown men were killed.) This story is about the Leininger family, farming settlers from Germany, and their dramatic escape from the Delaware tribe.
The goings-on are situated within the larger formation of the United States, the State of Pennsylvania, with even Benjamin Franklin getting into the action. The main character is a little daughter of the family, Barbara, who was captured and spends many years with the tribe.
"Alone" features great music, makeup, wardrobe, lighting, cinematography, set design, and really gives the feeling that we are in these times. The acting? For the first three-quarters of the film: well done. Especially the kids. As I always say, kids today bury adults in the acting chops department.
But then, something very terrible happens to this film. It takes a nosedive in acting and impetus. Our main character grows up, and the actress that plays the older Barbara is simply not believable.The rest of the film also slows down considerably, and we're not left on the edge of our seats any more, but rather meandering aimlessly in the forest with our cast who seem to have no further goals than...existing. You know those kind of movies? Even when things heat up, it's a slow boil. There continue to be some great dramatic devices and plot points, but they are too placidly served up.
I am trying very hard not to be mean, because this film is quite an extravaganza. Quite the eye candy. Probably one of the "biggest" productions I've seen in a Christian film: Bravo! But truly, the last fourth of the film feels like a completely different screenwriter and director, and, of course, we have our grown up Barbara to contend with. To demonstrate what a turn for the worse this film takes: I burst out in muted (I was watching alone), prolonged laughter when "Native Barbie" first came on screen. (It's true the Natives darkened the light Germans' hair and skin, but this actress looks like she just stepped out of a spa.) She is extremely thin, delicate, mellow, with twenty-first century tics and sensibilities; I kept expecting her to whip out her phone to Snapchat.
I feel that the film portrayed Native Americans more or less as equals to the colonists/settlers, but with their own way of life, obviously. (Perhaps because of my own understanding and reading of events.) They do seem a bit fierce and warlike with harsh punishments for those (their own included) who don't do as they're told. (Let's remember that the Native Americans lived mainly outdoors and the discipline and cohesiveness of the tribe meant survival: life or death.) The policies and brutality of the occupying countries, soldiers and officials (living indoors, with the benefits of technology and imported goods) are completely missing.
There is a rushed recounting at the very beginning of the film during a Native council meeting: "They brought us the pox, took our hunting lands, etc." which could quickly be forgotten. There is also a quick mention of Natives being defrauded of their land, and that's why there is this hostility after seventy-three years of peaceful coexistence.
Why was this film made?
At first I questioned the purpose for making this film: A history lesson? Illustrating the living out of Christianity under duress? When I researched it online I discovered that Dr. James Leininger, a descendant of the Leininger family, owns Enthuse Entertainment that produced "Alone"!
I do still question if the script/film was passed through any Native American organizations for their side of the history. Scalping is presented as a purely Native American practice. Such was not the case. Some even believe it was the white man who introduced scalping to North America, and not all Native American tribes engaged in it. The French paid the Natives for British scalps. (How the heck do you know what nationality a scalp is?)
Is it worth seeing?
Yes, if you like history, and just to see how far Christian filmmaking is coming! If you take the kiddos, talk to them about and teach them correctly about Native Americans.
Is it worth seeing?
Yes, if you like history, and just to see how far Christian filmmaking is coming! If you take the kiddos, talk to them about and teach them correctly about Native Americans.
OTHER STUFF:
--When I was a kid at Camp Pesquasawasis in the woods of Portland, Maine (Camp Pesky for short), we used to have our own "French and Indian Wars": water balloon fights. Ruth Bassett (a Penobscot Native) was in my cabin. Years later, I find out that Ruth is our Sr. Marie James Hunt's cousin! Sr. Marie James' Mom is full-blood Penobscot, and Sr. James got to go to Kateri Tekakwitha's canonization in Rome and present a gift at the altar during the Mass. Sr. James' reflection on St. Kateri: "My people have carried so much sorrow. Ever since the canonization, I have seen just so much joy, so much joy and healing!"
The Penobscot (Panawahpskek) are an indigenous people of the Northeastern Woodlands, located in Maine. The Penobscot Nation, formerly known as the Penobscot Tribe of Maine, is the federally recognized tribe of Penobscot people.[3] They are part of the Wabanaki Confederacy, along with the Abenaki, Passamaquoddy, Maliseet, and Mi'kmaq nations. Their main settlement is now Penobscot Indian Island Reservation. (Wikipedia)
--The title "Alone, Yet Not Alone" refers to a hymn that successfully threads through the story (sung by Joni Eareckson Tada!). Here's just a cool video of Joni preaching/singing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npVsacxknlU Very Theology of the Body.
The song was up for an Oscar, but the nomination got rescinded when it came to light that the producer emailed some Hollywood friends about the nom. It was considered "lobbying" which is done ALL the time, and in very blatant campaigns! Here's Joni's take on the incident: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3-rH-_MoVo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npVsacxknlU Very Theology of the Body.
The song was up for an Oscar, but the nomination got rescinded when it came to light that the producer emailed some Hollywood friends about the nom. It was considered "lobbying" which is done ALL the time, and in very blatant campaigns! Here's Joni's take on the incident: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3-rH-_MoVo
--This film can present a feeling that there were three parties involved on some kind of level playing field: Native Americans, British, French. It is not stressed that this was the Native Americans' land! (Even though Native Americans don't believe land can't be owned, technically speaking.)
--Dig against Catholics? The German family narrates: "With the French, you had to be French and Catholic, the British welcomed all." Really???
--Twice: once when white kids steal food from colonists and once when colonists attack and Indian village (and don't seem to notice all the white people there--their skin and hair were not darkened at this point), there was a chance for the captives to escape, but nothing is made of it....
--I prefer the Canadian term for native, indigenous peoples: "First Nations." Make no mistake. Lest we forget.
May 10, 2014
MOVIES: "MOM'S NIGHT OUT"
Just in time for Mother's Day comes a genuinely fun and funny film about the crazy adventure that is parenting, specifically motherhood (with a serving of fatherhood on the side). If you've seen the snappy trailer, the movie does deliver on its promise, and there's lots more LOLs where that came from. But....
Dear Southern Christian filmmakers,
You're making some really great films these days. You've got a lot of the right stuff, all the elements, but you must, puhleeeeze: PICK. UP. THE. PACE. We are contracting narcolepsy watching your characters SPIT. IT. OUT. and WRAP. UP. THE. SCENE.
Ever so grateful,
Northern Christian audiences
Northern Christian audiences
As I was saying, this is a great little film, but about that pacing? The film starts of at frenetic, breakneck speed with voiceover from Allyson (Sarah Drew), the most stressed-out Mom (with three little kids) in her group of Mommy friends. She's really in a bad place, allowing her perfectionism and control-freakiness get the best of her. We're given lots of rapid-fire information in a little time to set up the rest of the film. There's a great use of visuals: intercuts, animation, graphics, cutaways, freeze frames, subtitles, etc. (the best is the pop-up texts with one Mom's hilarious "auto-correct" fails). But then, like an inverted pyramid, the film just gets slower and slower and s-l-o-w-e-r. We're already enjoying the film, so we have no problem going along for the ride, er, crawl.
The premise is simple: a bunch of Christian Moms from the same church, including the pastor's wife (Patricia Heaton), just want a break, a few hours to themselves at a fancy restaurant. However, as the saying goes: "Man's work is from sun to sun; woman's work is never done," and the rather inept hubbies/fathers can't quite handle things on their own. Actually, none of the adults in this film seem terribly grown up. A baby goes missing (not belonging to any of our Moms) and the film becomes about finding the baby (last known whereabouts: a tattoo parlor). Or rather, the film SHOULD have become about saving the baby (Hello? Missing baby?). The problem is, the baby is not directly connected to our protagonist, (it's her husband's half-sister's) so we now have a conflict of focus. Quite often, and rather jarringly even for a comedy, other petty concerns that are closer to our main character's (or another character's) heart take precedence. Sometimes the baby gets lots in the shuffle of the three ring circus that is this movie, and even the baby's mother seems to forget her objective. There's a real lack of desperation and urgency, along with very unreal (mild) reactions to this emergency.
All that being said, the dialogue is superb and truly humorous all the way through (UNLIKE so many supposed "comedies" today). The acting is also quite excellent. At UCLA, we were taught that comedy is HARD. It's the hardest genre of film, believe it or not. The only measure of a comedy's success is if people laugh. That's it. And we do. Timing is everything in comedy. Our actors were fine with the timing, but the overall pace of the film diminished its effectiveness. Our minds already figure out a few split-seconds ahead what's going to happen. Had the film been cut smart and terse like the trailer, it would have tightened things up a lot and we would have had gag upon gag without time to breathe between guffaws. (Perfect timing is part of what makes "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" so successful.) Get into the scene late, leave early.
I hope I'm not being overly critical, because the film really is enjoyable (epic silliness!) and has great advice for Moms in the end, throughout its multiple endings.
Without giving too much away, let's just say that the takeaway of "Mom's Night Out" is about letting ourselves off the hook when we're beating ourselves up or are totally unrealistic in our expectations. We need to step back and question where the SCRIPT is coming from that we are trying to follow. Our own overblown dreams? Our friends? Peer pressure? Our parents? The neighbors? Images that the media tells us we should live up to? Worries about the future? Why don't we write our OWN script? Why don't we count our blessings? Why don't we "resign as general manager of the universe" for our own peace of mind? Why don't we start with what's possible, what's right in front of us?
This is a Christian-produced film: Provident Films and Pure Flix, and you'll recognize actors from "Fireproof" and "Courageous." Christian invective: "Oh, crud."
The story takes into account the reality of today's living without getting too gritty or serious, but tries to steer us (though the characters' foibles) toward the path of contentment in the midst of duty, sacrifice, the unexpected, the disruptive and the uncontrollable. God is always our answer and our Rock, but how that practically plays out will look different for each of us, depending on our personalities, issues and life experiences.
OTHER STUFF:
--Cutsie, but relatable, I'm sure.
--Dear Hollywood, please stop the trend of loud pop song singing through dialogue. Thank you.
--Directors: Erwin Brothers ("October Baby")
--A word about parenting (as though I would know):
Allyson's kids aren't brats, but they are little banshees. You do NOT have to let your kids scream and holler whenever it occurs to them to do so. I really think that at least two generations of parents (Boomers and Gen Xers) are possessed of the false notion that if we say "no" to our kids, it will repress, oppress and otherwise warp them. But I think it's simply because we can't say "no" to ourselves. Discipline (self- and otherwise) is a beautiful thing. As my mother says, when you don't discipline a child so they can fit in nicely into a civilized society, you're doing that child a disservice because no one wants to be around them. Methinks we need a little more "British nanny" childrearing these days and a little less "raised by wolves." Allyson is hyper-vigilant and organized, perhaps, but hyper-undisciplined, and therefore, so are her children. (Dad travels a lot).
Allyson's kids aren't brats, but they are little banshees. You do NOT have to let your kids scream and holler whenever it occurs to them to do so. I really think that at least two generations of parents (Boomers and Gen Xers) are possessed of the false notion that if we say "no" to our kids, it will repress, oppress and otherwise warp them. But I think it's simply because we can't say "no" to ourselves. Discipline (self- and otherwise) is a beautiful thing. As my mother says, when you don't discipline a child so they can fit in nicely into a civilized society, you're doing that child a disservice because no one wants to be around them. Methinks we need a little more "British nanny" childrearing these days and a little less "raised by wolves." Allyson is hyper-vigilant and organized, perhaps, but hyper-undisciplined, and therefore, so are her children. (Dad travels a lot).
--Check out this article from the Toronto Star: Overwhelmed: Why overwork is the new American status symbol http://on.thestar.com/1hOT3HJ
May 6, 2014
YOUNG ADULT WOMEN'S VOCATION DISCERNMENT RETREAT--AUGUST 1-3!
Are you 18-35? Discerning a religious vocation? Join young women
from across the USA and Canada August 1-3, 2014 at the Daughters of St. Paul in
Chicago!
WHO: Young women discerning religious life.
WHAT: A weekend retreat with conferences, Eucharistic Adoration,
one-on-one guidance, sharing, silent time, discernment tips,
fellowship!
WHEN: August 1-3. (Arrivals: Friday, August 1--retreat starts with
supper. Retreat: August 2-3. Departures: Monday, August 4--or Sunday night if
necessary).
WHERE: Pauline Books & Media/Daughters of St. Paul Convent 172
N. Michigan Ave., Chicago, IL 60601 (Do not contact Chicago Sisters--they are
only hosting us!)
FEE: Free--you simply need to get yourself there!
TRAVEL DETAILS: We can pick you up at train stations and airports.
Midway Airport is closest and easiest. Southwest Airlines goes to Midway (cheap tickets/free bags)! You can also take the CTA--Chicago city trains from both airports, right to our doorstep! Very easy. MIDWAY AIRPORT: (orange line--the only line at airport) get off at Randolph/Wabash stop, directly behind us.
O'HARE AIRPORT (blue line--the only line at airport) get off at Clark/Lake stop and walk a few blocks north to N. Michigan Ave. or call us for a pickup.
DRIVING--You can park at Assumption Church 323 W. Illinois Street, Chicago, IL 60654 and walk several city blocks (about 15 minutes) to us, or call for a pickup. Put large sign on dashboard: "DAUGHTERS OF ST. PAUL. CELL: 617 850 5584. PERMISSION FROM FR. JOE."
Midway Airport is closest and easiest. Southwest Airlines goes to Midway (cheap tickets/free bags)! You can also take the CTA--Chicago city trains from both airports, right to our doorstep! Very easy. MIDWAY AIRPORT: (orange line--the only line at airport) get off at Randolph/Wabash stop, directly behind us.
O'HARE AIRPORT (blue line--the only line at airport) get off at Clark/Lake stop and walk a few blocks north to N. Michigan Ave. or call us for a pickup.
DRIVING--You can park at Assumption Church 323 W. Illinois Street, Chicago, IL 60654 and walk several city blocks (about 15 minutes) to us, or call for a pickup. Put large sign on dashboard: "DAUGHTERS OF ST. PAUL. CELL: 617 850 5584. PERMISSION FROM FR. JOE."
HOW TO REGISTER & FOR MORE DETAILS: Contact Sr. Michael vocations@paulinemedia.com OR Sr.
Helena hburns@paulinemedia.com for
registration form.
God bless & hope to see you!
Sr. Helena Raphael Burns, fsp & Sr. Margaret Michael Gillis,
fsp
Daughters of St. Paul
GLORIA DEO + PAX HOMINIBUS
May 5, 2014
MOVIES: "HEAVEN IS FOR REAL"
The movie "Heaven Is for Real," based on the book
by the same name, is the true story of four-year-old Colton Burpo who claims to
have seen heaven. First off: Do NOT watch the trailer if you haven't already!
It's a great trailer, but it gives away a bit too much. Second off: DO see this
movie!
Colton Burpo (played by the cherubic Connor Corum, who looks
a lot the real Colton AND my nephew, Christopher, when he was that age--that's
alot of "C"'s) is worth the ticket price. So is Greg Kinnear, who
plays his pastor-father, Todd. Actually, all we needed in this movie was Colton
and Greg together. Their chemistry is amazing and they are both just so
believable.
The story arc is rather simple, and we are treated to a RARE
long Act One which is such a welcome change. The action does NOT follow the
now-tired: Happy, happy family life and then--after seven minutes--BOOM,
massive tragedy strikes. I had not read the book so I simply did not know what
to expect, or what was coming, and found it on the unpredictable side.
The stakes are not that high in this film. I found myself
asking: so...what IS at stake here? Family finances, a pastor's mild crisis of
faith? But we don't really care about the stakes, we are hooked
because we just want to know for ourselves whether or not heaven is for real.
I think anyone could enjoy this film--even though it
sometimes slips into pollyanna "Christian movie" territory,
especially in the character of Todd's wife (British actress, Kelly Reilly,
whose accent comes out a little when she's flustered), a consistently sweet,
supportive, fawning, coquettish, fun-loving dream wife who always looks amazing.
She also gets a bit maudlin at times. But I considered whether this was the
actress or the thinly-written part, and I think it's a bit of both. Was she
portraying a "pastor's wife"? She just seems such a throwback--in all
her relationships and demeanor--to another era, almost. "On the other hand"
(Tevya), it's refreshing to see a woman who chooses (much of life is a choice)
to be...gentle, tender.
There are genuinely funny moments--marvelously expressed by
Greg Kinnear's facial reactions. But there are dreadful moments as well, namely
when the film...sigh...tries to SHOW us heaven. When the angelic music cued up
and the screen got brighter and brighter I was muttering under my breath:
"no...no...no!" But they didn't hear me. Clouds that we see out any
standard airplane window, blurry white laughing CGI angels, and a duck-footed
Jesus in a machine-sewn, bad Christmas pageant robe that comes only mid-calf, ankle-high
Roman sandals*...shall I go on?
For anyone who has lost someone to death, especially a child,
this is your film. And that's pretty much all of us, isn't it? This film is
comforting and challenging at the same time. There are no easy answers. There
is still mystery to it all. When a woman wonders if her adult son went to heaven, the
pastor urges her to trust in God's love and mercy.
Todd's conversation with a psychologist he turns to for help
must have been written by a Christian. Like the recent movie "God's Not
Dead," it doesn't really grasp the mind of a nonbeliever--this
conversation could have been prolonged and could have stood in for the much
larger scientific discussion regarding near-death experiences.
We really, really, really don't want to be underwhelmed when
it comes to heaven. The images of heaven in the film are like that in a children's
Bible story illustration or a Jehovah's Witnesses book I saw once. But
thankfully they are not like the oil painting bogs of "What Dreams May
Come." As beautiful as heaven is, the point is that the most beautiful
thing in heaven is God and people!
When Hollywood does "religion" well, they do it
well. "Heaven Is For Real"--for the most
part--is one of those occasions.
"Blessed are those who have not seen and have
believed." John 20:29
"Though you have not seen him you love him." 1
Peter 1:8
_________
*my Jesus wears more Birkenstock-y sandals
_________
*my Jesus wears more Birkenstock-y sandals
OTHER STUFF:
--Jesus has a horse.
--Greg Kinnear is one of those actors you forget to mention
when someone asks: "Who's your favorite actor?" But once you see he's
in the film, or he appears on the screen, you know everything's going to be
just fine.
--I totally and completely believed that Greg Kinnear was a
Christian and a pastor and a Dad and a husband. Such good acting.
--Actors are people who are full of life.
--Thomas Haden Church is so much fun.
--Just when things start to get too twee, they get gritty.
--Passing kidney stones in a movie??? Is this a first? I
didn't even think it was a real thing!
--Pastor Todd's congregation must not have known their Bible
too well. They kept asking how Todd could have been to heaven if he hadn't
died. (See 2 Corinthians 12:2.)
--Dad gets his sign, Mom gets hers.
--Nonbelievers need to know that believers really joke about
the God stuff. They need to know that believers WOULD sing "Amazing
Grace" and call 911 at the same time.
--"If God forgives anything, He forgives
everything."
--"Nobody will
hurt you."
--"On earth as it is in heaven."
--"That's HIM??!!"
--Sometimes good is banal, too.
--It is not irrational to believe what is beyond reason's
grasp/experience.
--There are "lots" of animals in heaven. Colton
Burpo says so. Boom. (I knew it.)
--You would think the kid would miss heaven.
--There are astounding bookends to this film of a young girl,
Akiane Kramarik (Google her art), who had a similar experience to Colton when
she was four. Her painting of the face of Christ is approved by Colton as what
he saw. Wanna know more about the devotion to and relics of the Holy Face of Christ
through the centuries? I highly recommend the book (NOT the documentary):
"The Face of God" by Paul Badde, Ignatius Press.
--Older book/video on near-death experiences: "Life After Life" by Dr. Moody
--New book by formerly unbelieving neurosurgeon who has since "changed his mind" (pun intended) after his own experience: "Proof of Heaven" and "To Heaven and Back" by a female doctor.
--Check out my friend's amazing new DVD on Purgatory, also: www.PurgatoryForgottenChurch.com
--Older book/video on near-death experiences: "Life After Life" by Dr. Moody
--New book by formerly unbelieving neurosurgeon who has since "changed his mind" (pun intended) after his own experience: "Proof of Heaven" and "To Heaven and Back" by a female doctor.
--Check out my friend's amazing new DVD on Purgatory, also: www.PurgatoryForgottenChurch.com
May 4, 2014
April 30, 2014
April 27, 2014
SAME-SEX ATTRACTED CATHOLICS TELL THEIR STORIES
Watch new film online!
Same-sex-attracted Catholics tell their moving stories. http://www.
CourageRC.net loves this film.
Full disclosure: I have, like, 4 lines in the film. http
April 25, 2014
MY THEOLOGY OF THE BODY CONVERSION STORY
Wanna know the story behind this picture?
Go to: http://lifeteen.com/jp2-rescue-healing-treehugger-theology/
(And for the record, I'm STILL a treehugger.)
Go to: http://lifeteen.com/jp2-rescue-healing-treehugger-theology/
(And for the record, I'm STILL a treehugger.)
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| Me at my First Communion while I was still a heathen-child. |
April 24, 2014
April 14, 2014
MOVIES: "GOD'S NOT DEAD"
DISCLAIMER: Some Christians believe that any Christian film that is trying to do good and tell the truth should be praised and promoted, whether or not it displays excellence in filmmaking and theology/philosophy. I am not one of those Christians. You have been warned. Proceed with this knowledge.
The new Christian film: "God's Not Dead" is a VERY mixed bag. It had such potential, an exciting premise, and set out to fill a huge gap, an almost untouched pastoral field, but I feel much of it was squandered and went awry. Why? How? First of all by not being faithful enough to the craft of filmmaking, and secondly, because Evangelicalism does not have a strong philosophical tradition (and is often even wary of good philosophy). If only Catholics could have helped on the philosophy stuff!
PREMISE OF THE FILM
A young Christian man goes to college and finds himself in an atheist professor's philosophy course. The professor is intent on proving there is no God, or rather simply insists his students agree with him at the beginning of the year so they can get the God question out of the way. The whole class agrees, all except Josh. A series of classroom debates are set up between the young man and the professor, and the class gets to decide who they think is right.
WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT THE FILM
The acting of the main characters is totally up to snuff. The young Christian man, Josh, is played by the young but seasoned actor Shane Harper in a very believable manner (except that he is way too eloquent and polished at the podium right off the bat--but Josh IS planning on being a lawyer, so maybe we'll give him a pass here). I love the way Harper projects this sweet, innocent-but-informed, unable to be intimidated Christian guy. Professor Radisson is played to the hilt by Kevin Sorbo. (And he looks fantastic. He must have the same health regimen as David Bowie. I had no idea what a great actor this guy was. He has a commanding, sonorous voice and he plays hockey. What more could you ask for?) GND also stars Dean Cain, so we have Hercules and Superman in the same movie.
GND looks like a standard cinematic drama of today (with no bells and whistles): excellent cinematography, set direction, (sufficient soundtrack).
Since many young people DO lose their faith in college philosophy (and other) classes due to the bombast of atheistic professors with an axe to grind, this film is altogether plausible. I wholeheartedly applaud the Christian filmmakers for addressing this elephant who has been reigning supreme and unchallenged in the middle of the room since, oh, only the 1960's. And we Catholics, who used to teach philosophy (and even some apologetics) routinely in Catholic high schools have almost completely dropped the ball for decades now. Shame on us!
Catholic parents, lay ministers, teachers, priests, teaching Sisters (excepting, for sure, the Nashville Dominicans and Sisters of Mary, Mother of the Eucharist-also Dominicans) have been asleep at the wheel and continue to be utterly shocked when their young people lose their faith at college/university. (Their studies are just a piece of that puzzle, but a big piece.) Students are losing their faith en masse even at "Catholic" institutions of higher learning for which parents are shelling out megabucks. It's time to be aware, informed Catholics, people! Especially today with the INTERNET, it is ridiculously fast and easy to stay informed with the good, the bad and the downright ugly going on in Christendom today. No excuses! Need to know where to go for the BEST Catholic news? www.tinyurl.com/BestCatholicNews. Wanna know what's happening on "Catholic" college campuses? www.CardinalNewmanSociety.org. Can you tell this is one of Sr. Helena's MAJOR PET PEEVES???
Since we KNOW almost beyond the shadow of a doubt that our young people will be instantly bombarded as college freshmen with all kinds of atheistic (or if at certain Catholic colleges, unorthodox) teachings, why do we continue to insist on NOT preparing them with solid philosophy and the Church's rich intellectual tradition while they're in HIGH SCHOOL?
Since we KNOW almost beyond the shadow of a doubt that our young people will be instantly bombarded as college freshmen with all kinds of atheistic (or if at certain Catholic colleges, unorthodox) teachings, why do we continue to insist on NOT preparing them with solid philosophy and the Church's rich intellectual tradition while they're in HIGH SCHOOL?
"God's Not Dead" makes some really good philosophical/scientific points. It also makes clear that being a Christian is not the "in" thing to be today. Family and friends won't understand if we try to take our faith TOO seriously. There will be big risks, momentous choices and sometimes heavy costs--even when we are minding our own business. (The credits roll forth a long list of court cases in the USA dealing with religious freedom/persecution on campuses--it's bracing.)
The best parts of the film are the debates themselves. Young people who see this movie will be exposed to the classic facile, often illogical arguments of atheist proselytism, BUT this time with rebuttals (almost all in the scientific realm). BUT, the rebuttals do not go far enough, often appeal to the Bible/faith (flirting with reading the Bible as a science textbook), and Josh devolves into an ad hominem attack on Professor Radisson (using some personal information he was privvy to against him), and then devolves further into an all out emotional plea and then an altar call and then [SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT!] everyone, I mean EVERYONE, comes to believe in God. Which brings us to "What's Not So Good About The Film."
WHAT'S NOT SO GOOD ABOUT THE FILM
One of my biggest beefs with the film (besides the shoddy philosophy) is the way atheists are portrayed. Talk about reverse stereotyping. ALL the atheists in the film are incredibly shallow, selfish and cruel. (The students who all purport to be atheists but who then all suddenly believe are portrayed mostly as kind of mindless sheep.)
The dialogue vacillates from utterly realistic and brilliant to utterly silly and ridiculous. The young people in my theater--whom I think were Christian--appropriately snorted at each instance of "what planet are these people living on" dialogue.
As far as film structure goes, the set up is very well done, but we have an early resolution (which would normally be the end of the film) when Josh is victorious in the classroom. The rest of the film is one long epilogue of fairly disjointed vignettes. But the momentum/tension has already been broken.
CONVINCING?
Will "God's Not Dead" be convincing to atheists, young people? Some of Josh's nuggets from the debates should be helpful. I often discuss with my Millennial young adult friends that Millennials want witnesses from among their own peers, so the figure of Josh is cool. But as for the:
1.) extremely overall preachy tone (especially the unnecessary and hokey subplot of two pastors--the Caucasian one being earnestly pompous: "It's a sin to lie to an ordained minister," and "Thank goodness I'm here so you can have a second chance with God")
2.) non-Catholic view of faith (it's a simple choice rather than a gift)
3.) overemphasis on free will with hardly any mention of love
4.) many magical "deus ex machina" happenings
5.) again, shoddy philosophy
would not convince me. I might even be insulted. AND at the end of the day, I don't think argumentation is the best way to bring about faith. I believe it's love, prayer, proclamation, example.
OTHER STUFF:
--"If the universe created you, who created the universe?" --Josh (Josh should also have answered Hawking's "Because there is gravity, the universe is self-designing" with "Who designed gravity?")
--Josh should not simply have challenged only the professor's MORAL "absolute" of "no cheating" on his tests, but also the "absolute" correct answers on his tests.
--"If God does not exist, EVERYTHING is permissible." --Dostoevsky
--So, this is kind of the opposite of the "Noah" debate: "Can an atheist represent theists?" My answer is "yes" on both counts--IF it's done well.
--I couldn't help thinking of Josh being like Eleazar in Maccabbees who refused to "pretend" to eat pork, or "just go along" but not mean it.
--PLEASE read this by a young Catholic teen: "Youth Yearn for Different Religious Education" http://www.catholicregister.org/youth/youthcolumn/item/17167-youth-yearn-for-different-religious-education
--Great line in the film is when the one smart "atheist" student--who works in the library--checks in Josh's pile of religion books (to ready himself for the debates) and tells him kindly: "You need to get a life." Josh smiles and says: "I know." Nice, genuine, funny touch.
--"That's it?" was spoken about 8 times.
--This film is pretty slim on subtlety.
--Several scenes are way to slow. Needed some editing.
--The problem of evil is grandly introduced and then hardly dealt with. IMHO, the answer to evil is not just "free will" and "there will be an end to it," but rather, ultimately LOVE.
--This is an extremely masculine film. There is no feeling of the influence of femininity. BUT perhaps this approach will work more for dudes. (I can't get into details without MAJOR spoilers.)
--The theme of religious (Christian) persecution is brought up through the character of the Muslim girl and the Chinese boy.
--"God's Not Dead" is done in the style of Billy Graham's films that feature a Christian rally at the end of the film. This time it's in the form of a Newsboys concert. (Newsboys and Duck Dynasty are featured strongly in the film.)
--The "fourth wall" is broken when, at the concert, we are all asked to text "God's Not Dead" to all our contacts. Clever. Well played, well played.
--Three other (better, in my book, but with reservations--see my reviews) films in this vein would be:
"Blue Like Jazz" (feature film) http://hellburns.blogspot.ca/2012/03/movies-blue-like-jazz.html#.U0xGPvldWOA
"Expelled" ("documentary") http://hellburns.blogspot.ca/2008/04/movies-expelled-no-intelligence-allowed_07.html#.U0xGW_ldWOA
"Theology of the Body and Evolution" DVD (lecture) Dr. Sternberg www.TheologyOfTheBody.net
"Blue Like Jazz" (feature film) http://hellburns.blogspot.ca/2012/03/movies-blue-like-jazz.html#.U0xGPvldWOA
"Expelled" ("documentary") http://hellburns.blogspot.ca/2008/04/movies-expelled-no-intelligence-allowed_07.html#.U0xGW_ldWOA
"Theology of the Body and Evolution" DVD (lecture) Dr. Sternberg www.TheologyOfTheBody.net
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